What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 12:40
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Is it true that Jehovah's witnesses once thought the world would end in 1975?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
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A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
When does a woman know she is cumming?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?